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raptorcanaria) wrote2009-09-07 09:09 pm
raptorcanaria) wrote2009-09-07 09:09 pm
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10 Things learned by Dinah Laurel Lance in her first semester at Gotham University:
1. College students are able to argue for hours about the finer points of morality, and only ever agree on one thing: it is NEVER immoral or unethical to use fake Ids or just a good bluff in order to drink underage, provided one is a college student.
2. There are 56 different places on the GU campus in which a young vigilante can change into her crimefighting costume without being disturbed.
3. There is no such thing as a 100% reliable hangover cure, despite the insistence of every student alive that there absolutely IS ONE, and they've found it.
4. Once you're at college, your mother never complains about having to do your laundry, as long as you come home to do it. She'll even scrub bloodstains out of leather without asking awkward questions, all of a sudden.
5. No matter how sneaky you think you're being in sneaking in and out of your dorm after lights out every night, roommates will always notice. They're worse than mothers, in that respect.
6. Fortunately, they'll assume you're seeing a male student when you do that, and silently approve, even help by making sure that the path to your bed is clear and learning to sleep with a nightlight on.
7. This makes it easier when you do happen to start seeing a male student.
8. Being a tough, capable, seasoned crime fighting and judo expert is no defence against a charming smile on a rakish older man.
9. Some men like brunettes.
10. One or two things about business studies.
10 Things learned by Dinah Laurel Lance in her second semester at Gotham University.
1. Craig Windrow's favourite colour (blue), his favourite dish (Spaghetti Pomodoro), his favourite position (not disclosed) and a number of other things about Craig Windrow.
2. That the only thing more appealing than a night on the streets beating up muggers is a warm bed with a warm man.
3. Mothers don't often like their teenage daughters dating men over a decade older than them.
4. Just because you don't live at home, it doesn't mean you're not capable of a full blown screaming match with your parent, up to and including the storming out.
5. It's possible to storm out a long way when you and your boyfriend both have motorbikes.
6. It's also possible to make it from Gotham City to Las Vegas by motorcycle in three steamy, passion fueled days.
7. Being a college student doesn't make you smart
8. It's easier and quicker to get a marriage in Nevada than it is to get a divorce in New Jersey.
9. If you never go to a single one of your classes, it's unlikely you'll pass Freshman year and be allowed to stay on for the next year.
10. Sometimes this isn't a bad thing, all told.
1. College students are able to argue for hours about the finer points of morality, and only ever agree on one thing: it is NEVER immoral or unethical to use fake Ids or just a good bluff in order to drink underage, provided one is a college student.
2. There are 56 different places on the GU campus in which a young vigilante can change into her crimefighting costume without being disturbed.
3. There is no such thing as a 100% reliable hangover cure, despite the insistence of every student alive that there absolutely IS ONE, and they've found it.
4. Once you're at college, your mother never complains about having to do your laundry, as long as you come home to do it. She'll even scrub bloodstains out of leather without asking awkward questions, all of a sudden.
5. No matter how sneaky you think you're being in sneaking in and out of your dorm after lights out every night, roommates will always notice. They're worse than mothers, in that respect.
6. Fortunately, they'll assume you're seeing a male student when you do that, and silently approve, even help by making sure that the path to your bed is clear and learning to sleep with a nightlight on.
7. This makes it easier when you do happen to start seeing a male student.
8. Being a tough, capable, seasoned crime fighting and judo expert is no defence against a charming smile on a rakish older man.
9. Some men like brunettes.
10. One or two things about business studies.
10 Things learned by Dinah Laurel Lance in her second semester at Gotham University.
1. Craig Windrow's favourite colour (blue), his favourite dish (Spaghetti Pomodoro), his favourite position (not disclosed) and a number of other things about Craig Windrow.
2. That the only thing more appealing than a night on the streets beating up muggers is a warm bed with a warm man.
3. Mothers don't often like their teenage daughters dating men over a decade older than them.
4. Just because you don't live at home, it doesn't mean you're not capable of a full blown screaming match with your parent, up to and including the storming out.
5. It's possible to storm out a long way when you and your boyfriend both have motorbikes.
6. It's also possible to make it from Gotham City to Las Vegas by motorcycle in three steamy, passion fueled days.
7. Being a college student doesn't make you smart
8. It's easier and quicker to get a marriage in Nevada than it is to get a divorce in New Jersey.
9. If you never go to a single one of your classes, it's unlikely you'll pass Freshman year and be allowed to stay on for the next year.
10. Sometimes this isn't a bad thing, all told.